October 9th, 2009
The Bird from Heck
I don’t know why they call “Lovebirds” what they do because out of the ones I have met, they are the meanest. My friends had one and it attacked me. My exmormon dad used to go to this hair dresser all the time and her lovebird had flown over to a customer, attached itself to their eyelid, and hung on like a rabid pit bull. Thankfully, my exmormon dad was never attacked while he was there getting his usual hair cut. I don’t think the bird would have lived if it had happened to him. He values his eyelids too much.
